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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Whats funnier than Dane Cook. The Holocaust.

Why did the pig cross the yard? Because the helicopter was chasing him.

Two cows are out in a field grazing. One falls over and dies because it was unhealthy and was ravaged with a deadly disease. The other cow, which does not understand death, continues to graze until the farmer moves it back to the barn.

Colin is gay but toasters are not

Why did the donkey say "Shit sorry I had no idea" Because the batteries shouted: "Nobody told me about your actions here, sorry for the terrible coding format, I am new"

The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action

An indian boy asked his Dad,'Why do we have such long names?' His father didn't reply, he died on the road home.

Roses are bald Violets are bald You are bald I think you have cancer.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

Howdy stranger.... It is time for you to join! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! SO TOTALLY FUN UNIT! Moral: "HEY YOU! STFU! STFU! STFU! STFU!"

What's worse than getting no presents for Christmas? Ass-rape!

went to mass. remembered to say with your spirit.

What did the robot say to the boy? Nothing, the robot malfunctioned and started to strangle the boy. The authorities tried to get the robot to stop but robots are too strong. When the robot had killed the boy, it self destructed.

Are you still trying to turn me on or something? Well its not not working. Anyway, what is yogurt? So I am eating dead bacteria here? Ifs so strange I feel like I have known you my entire life.

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

Tell me who you are, who you are working for, I wont tell anybody, and I will have someone to hack this site on the hour and remove these comments, please.

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

How do you know when you are really ugly? Objective self-evaluation, and frank, honest discussion with close friends and family.

Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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