How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

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Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

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What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

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Doctor: I have good news and bad news. The good news is that your parents survived the car accident. Kid: And the bad news is? Doctor: I have a horrible sense of humor, they're both dead. I'm so sorry.

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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Why did the girl fall off the stage? Someone shot her.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

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What do you call a man with a gun in his mouth? Keith.

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Knock knock. Whos there? I am you dumbass im standing right next to you.

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What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

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Have you heard the one about the fat woman and the dead baby? The woman was actually pregnant, not fat, and just had a miscarriage.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a brand new Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Sonny Bono walked into a bar. No, wait, he crashed into a tree.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Rapist :(

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What do a blueberry and a raspberry have in common? They are both commonly used in parfaits.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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knock, knock who's there you yoohoo i don't like chocolate milk!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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