Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

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Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

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Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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what are you your not a human? are you an other?

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A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

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a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

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What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

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I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

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Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

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What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

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HEY YOU! TISSUE!

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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