- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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What happens when you mix bath salts, marijiuana, and crack cocaine and proceed to inject it into your body in some manner? You have one of the biggest trips of your life in which it will ware off and you will proceed with your life

what did the history teacher say to his class? Get your books out.

How do you make a gorilla stop chasing you? You shoot him.

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Ask me if I'm a tree..... "are you a tree?" No.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

What do you call a fish with no eye? Blind.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

A devout Islamic man walks into a weapons of mass destruction store he is shocked and appalled at how easily such dangerous weapons can be bought.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being dragged to his death by an 18 wheeler.

What color do you get when you mix aquamarine with magenta? Transvestite.

I was relaxing on the beach today when a fat bird came over and said, "Would you rub this lotion into my back please?" "I'm afraid I'm only here for the day," I replied.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

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