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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

What's stupid a light bulb.

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Roses are Black Violets are black I am colorblind, are you to?

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? AIDS

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where did my tractor go.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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