An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What was the homeless guy doing on the side of the rode? Begging for money.

Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

How do you make a plumber cry? Murder his family.

Why did the fall off the building? ... because I pushed her

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

I see London. I see France. Show me your boobs.

What's worse than finding an apple in your worm? Lebron traveled

Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Why didn't the boy get a bike for christmas? He broke the bath tub.

a man jumps of a cliff and ..... hits the ground

whats does a dog cat spider and rat have in common?the dog cat and rat are all mammals.Exept for the rat idiot!!you should have figured THAT out before!!!

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

One day i woke up, and found my wife dead on the floor. lol.

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

cory

Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

A man walked into a bar with his parrot, a guy says 'That's a nice pet where did you get it?' 'From africa' The parrot said.

Whats funny about a guinea pig water skiing? The part where he explodes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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