- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

What do you call a dead black man? A corpse.

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

the economy.

Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

What did the mexican say to the black person? Hey there! How are you today?

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

Why was the boy holding his breath? A man was holding his head under water.

A man builds a time machine but can only travel back in time. Where does he go? Irrelevant. Time and space exist on different planes.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

A black man and a white man were on an island. They lived in England.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

Two scientists walk into a bar The first says “I’ll have some H2O.” The second says “I’ll have some H2O, too.” Both of them receive water because the bartender is not irresponsible enough to serve concentrated hydrogen peroxide as a drink.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

- why did the chicken cross the road? why? - to get to your house. - knock knock. who's there? - the chicken.

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

An optimistic person says the glass is half full Pessimistic people say the glass is half empty Engineers say the glass is 2 times the size it needs to be.

Why doesn't your dad want to have sex with your mom? Because my penis is already in her vagina, thus your dad's inability to place his penis in her vagina.

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