- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

Why could't Jerry go to school on the Wednesday? Because he died on the Monday.

Why did the little boy fall over. Because someone shot him in the face.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Question to make it sound like a racist joke? Politically correct answer that should not offend anyone.

Why did Lou Gehrig die from? ALS

Why so serious ?

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

An Irish man sips at a large beer. Oh yeah and your mother's a whore.

Multi Orgasmic Pillow screechers

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? No. Well, neither has he

Why was there a red chicken? He tried crossing the road.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

What's the difference between contemporary Christian music?

roses are red violet are blue what are you gonna do when chuck norris find you

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

Roses are red violets are blue. Yes.

An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the duly oppressed individual where sunglasses? Because the sun was bright.

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