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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Finnish guy and a Russian guy go into a sauna. The Russian died.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

guess what? WHAT? Idk.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Barack Obama and a kangaroo pull up to a gas station. The gas station attendant takes one look at the kangaroo and says, "You know, we don't get many kangaroos here." Barack Obama replies, "At these prices, I'm not surprised. That's why we need to reduce our dependence on foreign oil."

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two friends were hanging out. One of them asks, "what's that awful smell?" the other replies, "I AM NOT A ROBOT!"

What did Reed read? A. Read?

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

what did the homeless man get for Christmas? RAPED.

What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a dead Jewish girl that lay on the other side. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Knock knock Whos there Bill O hey bill

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

What's the difference between an elephant and a grape? They're both fruit. Except the elephant.

Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

Things i love to hate: Conspiracy theorists Religious fundamentalists Hypocritical people Sally (she has no arms) People selling pyramid schemes Liars, con-artists, thieves. Rapists, child molesters, serial killers Terrorists, politicians, and keyboard warriors That is all.

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