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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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How many blonds douse it take to change a light bulb I dont know it hasn't happened yet

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Why couldn't the bird fly? cause it was a penguin

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Why did the man laugh as he sat in the electric chair? He was being tickled by the guard.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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Jamie: Peter your hands smell like cows! Jason: eeh no they smell like cows balls

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ask me if I'm a tree.. are you a tree? no.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A) The color of their hair.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

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Why couldn't Johnny drive? He doesn't have arms or legs. Why didn't Johnny have arms or legs? Johnny is a potato

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 10 black guys? A friendly individual who cares nothing about racial differences and instead judges people based on character.

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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An arab says allahu akbar, people respect him as he is pronouncing his religion in his place of worship

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a man walks into a bad part of town he is shot 13 times and dies.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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Why do you never want to party with Lindsay Lohan? Because she's a drug abuser and a terrible influence.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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Why do deer have horns? Because god made them that way.

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