Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead......

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Potatoes have skin, i have skin, so therefore i must be a pig

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

What do you call a black man? A person

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

A man walked into a doctors and said, “Doctor help! My arms have stopped working” to which the receptionist replied, “I’m not the doctor and you need to make an appointment.”

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

Whats worse than 20 dead babies in a garbage can? A: The smell

Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

Q. Whats black and red all over? A. A black wall thats been painted red.

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

why did the mexican steal the money? because he was financially struggling and needed the money to support his family

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

what do you call a Palestinian with a large blade at the throat of an Israeli? a barber

A black man walks out of a police station

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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