What did the teenage boy do when his mum was out shopping? Finish his homework.

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Hey, dude, wanna hear a joke? Sure... Pussy. ...I dont get it... Exactly! HAHAHAHAHAHA

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This is my favorite antijoke.

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In Soviet Russia, it is usually cold throughout the year, as it is located in a colder region of the planet.

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I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Prostitution is bad.......

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Why did the piece of gum cross the road? It was stuck to the chicken's foot.

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How did the cookie monster die? Diabidies

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how do u wake kesha up? Answer:set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Q:What did Sandy say to Spongebob? A:Nothing, They were both crushed by the water pressure of being on the bottom of the ocean.

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What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

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How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

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What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

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Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. I don't stalk him on normal days because that is both weird and illegal, thus I cannot come to a conclusion to what he does on opposite day. However, since he is lonely, I hypothesize that he must do something social, since the opposite on that is lonely.

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I am quite mature.

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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what is the difference beyween football and baseball the superbowl and world series

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jehovah's witness Damn...

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Sarah Palin's political campaign

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What do Michael Jackson and a throbbing, greasy, overcooked Shitake Mushroom have in common? Nothing. Just nothing at all.

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Whats the difference between and ? Blue custard

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Well, its Eliza again, sorry to bother you Nero, I always thought you where good looking but I know that when it comes to you its not about the looks, you are far more than meets the eye. Neo-Nero was the guy we met at a certain meeting, the arrogant guy with the big forehead whose arms where shaking remember? I wont reveal more for his sake, he did not mean bad, he was just angry like the rest of us and felt responsible, again like many of us. So when can we meet you? I assume you wont be arriving soon, but Id really apreciate seeing you again, and considering neither I nor my parents (I asked them) have the money to come visit you, id appreciate a loan or something.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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