- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock I have a door bell It's broken Oh

knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Getting laid at the special Olympics.

so a salesman knocks on a mans' door and asks if he would like to hear a salespitch but the man didn't answer he came back two minutes later and knocked and asked if the man would be intrested in some girl scout cookies and the man tore the door off the hinges.

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What do you call a skeleton in a closet? The hide-and-seek champion.

Why did the clown go to jail? He murdered a thirteen-year-old girl.

Q: How did Helen Keller cross the street? A: She walked.

knock knock whos there? jew jew who ? jew son o a b**** ? (aimed at ight wing racist jews)

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Q: why did everyone on the ship drown? A: Because the ship sunk

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

how did the fat man get up the stairs he walked

What sound does a dead cat make? Nothing, it's dead.

Q: What's blue and smells like baby. A: A choking baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? Justin. Hello Justin, please come in.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 was a really creepy movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

Why couldn't the Mexican man get a job? Because he was dead.

What is worse then finding repeated jokes on anti jokes? finding a womr in your apple

knock knock..... ding dong...... knock knock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they weren't home

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

What did the taxi friver say to the man? "You forgot your briefcase"

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