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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

yo mama's so dumb, she had to retake the 11th grade.

Today I went to the grocery store. I purchased milk, eggs, orange juice, and my favorite breakfast cereal for $18.73. I subsequently got into my sedan and drove home.

A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

Yo momma so poor, she can't afford to live in a two story Cheerio box

I was taking a major shiit in the bathroom stalls at the college and someone walked in on me, talk about awkward

How do you make a 6-year-old cry again? Tell him that without further change to the system, he'll end up paying $100,000 for school and then not have a job when he graduates.

What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

What did the 3 month old puppy get for Valentines day? Heart Worms. What'd he get for Christmas? Put down.

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Dave: Hi John! John: I have Aids.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

whats black? the colour

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get pulled over. The cop says "Yuck!" Then shoots the redhead because red hair is disgusting.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

What happens when a Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. He gets a broken nose.

Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

my mind's eye?

What did the Christian say to the Muslim. Nothing. He understood his right to have a opinion even if his religion is against it.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

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