What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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What did Billy say to Jesus when he died? Nothing he went to hell. -Austin Conradt

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did the first Monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the second Monkey fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the first Monkey. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? No. Yeah, he died.

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Amanda Knox walks home free.

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A man stumbles into a bar and yells, "Let's get wa-" and falls to the floor dead. The forensic scientists preform an autopsy and find that after 15 years of achoholism and depression caused his heart to stop beating. His family may have mourned his loss, if he had not left them penniless after killing his wife.

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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Why did Jimy fell down the stairs, because he was adopted.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What do you do at a club? You club.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get ran over.

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Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

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how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, and has two possible oxidation states, +2 and the slightly more stable +4. Tin is the 49th most abundant element and has, with 10 stable isotopes, the largest number of stable isotopes in the periodic table. It is a silvery, malleable other metal that is not easily oxidized in air, obtained chiefly from the mineral cassiterite where it occurs as tin dioxide, SnO2.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coast of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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So a white president,a mexican president, and a black president,are on a plane and its going down. The white president wishes he was a dove, and he flies away to safety. Then the mexican president wishes he was an eagle and he flies away to safety. Then the black president falls out the plane and says o s**t and turns into poop.

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Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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