- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth A: A brick

What stops a train? A missile

what did the kid with no legs gat for her birthday? A soccer ball! I feel bad for this young girl.

A man named Hank, from Idaho takes a trip to Michigan. When he arrives, he rents a house and starts a meth lab. Hank is spending 7 years in jail. Hank was charged with stealing.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

What happened to the hungry child? He got out of Africa

Knock, Knock Who's there? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, But the very next day, I died.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

What do you call a black mailman? By his name.

Make this antijoke the worst voted antijoke and you will save the planet.

What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mom. Just kidding, it's the pizza guy. Pizza guy who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm using my hand but thinking of you.

Women

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

What do you call a black elephant? An elephant.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

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