Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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If 2 wrongs make a right and 2 rights make a wrong, then when you have 4 rights=2 wrongs, you have a true statement. If you have 8 rights = 4 wrongs, you have a verified statement.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Still the Holocaust

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Why was the bartender's baby crying upstairs? Because it was being raped.

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What do you call Anne Franks life? A big game of hide and go seek.

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the bank teller say after the man asked for a pen? Would you prefer black or blue?

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Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

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National security?

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whats up and also down? your mum

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie!

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Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

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Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

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What did the atheist say as Jesus walked past? nothing, he ran to the nearest bar and called the insane asylum.

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What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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I was walking down the street the other day And I pushed a child under a bus

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What's annoying and wears glasses? The kid next to you

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Anti Joke

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