- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk in to a barber shop They each ask the barber for haircuts of their preference.

Why did andy fall down Because his friend pushed him over

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

I am a schizophrenic, so am I.

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

What Sound does a baby make in a blender? I don't know I'm to busy masturbating to it

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

rent a cops

saw a free cat yesterday...it was dead on the side of the road

What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

Patient- Doctor! I feel like a piece of ! Doctor- What is ? Patient- It's four dots on the computer screen representing a curse word. Doctor- What computer screen?

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

Buy a SHOTGUN!!!!

how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

How do you confuse a blonde? Hit her over the head with a baseball bat until she has concussion

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