Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

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where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

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What do you get when you watch Cinderella backwards? A woman who learns her place.

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Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

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why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

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Why did the boy fall of his BMX? Because someone threw a dish-washer at him.

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Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

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How do you kill a turtle? You can't, it has a shell for a reason.

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What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

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Your mom is so fat that she has trouble walking up the stairs because she gets easily winded.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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What did the day say to his son when he came out of the closet? Its alright

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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A dog walks into a forest and sees a whale. The dog asks "aren't you supposed to be in the ocean?" The whale replies, "yes."

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What's 13 inches long and 3 inches wide and drives women crazy? My diick

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Why from a friends phone? I demand a full explanation, here, you got my number, you got my home address, and who the hell was that crying little bitch on the phone? I got friends in the UK which owe me some money, and nothing to lose, if I have to take care of you before you take care of me and even possibly my wife in the crossfire, I will take you down and everything in my path! Moral: Got ya!.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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Q: What's worse than finding a fly in your soup? A: Getting your face smashed with a hammer.

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Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

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What's big or small, can come in different colors, and would kill you if it was forced inside you? A refrigerator.

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Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

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So I saw my asian friend at the beach on a really sunny day, so I said hi.

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I put my baby in a microwave.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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