If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

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Why did the homeless man decide it was time to get off the streets? He wanted to save face.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

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What's the difference between a bag full of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

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Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

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9/11 my birthday

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Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

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What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

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What is rainbow-colored, makes no sounds, and smells like a banana? A rainbow-colored banana

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

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Why couldn't the child with down syndrome zip up their jacket.... it was a button jacket ... you asshole

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What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

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What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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Howmany licks does it take till you get to the tootsie roll center of tootsie pop? Well, The answer is not constant. There are many variables that need to be taken into account. Though the ph level of human saliva is a neutral seven it can vary about 2 tenths of a point from person to person. This is a factor that needs to be considered along with the size of the tongue, roughness of the tongue, and at what speed the licking is taking place at. After taking all these variables into consideration, the average number of licks it would take untill the chocolate center of a tootsie pop is approximately, 3 .

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How did leatherface cut a tree when he lost his chainsaw? He just asked a friendly neighbor to borrow him a axe

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

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I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

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Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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