#Hanging Degus

Nathan likes butt games with African American men

Q: Why is grass green? A: I painted it.

How do you get a blonde to tell time? By asking her what time is it.

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

what does a human and a bucket of red paint have in common? . . Both are not tigers

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

A horse walks into a bar and Shits John Taffer is Pissed

alex is cool

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Q. What's pink and fluffy A. Pink fluff Q. What's blue and fluffy A. Blue fluff

Andoni was here

What do you call a black guy robbing a store ? A theif

Why did humpty dumpty fall off a wall? Well it turns out that he was a raging psycopath. to add on, he was also a suicidal

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's is the worst thing america has done? Jersey Shore, We mad those idiots rich.

why did the car drive off the cliff? The driver was a potato...

Whats worse biting into an apple and finding a worm? -bidoof

What did the daddy hamster say to the baby hamster? Nothing. Male hamsters eat their young.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Yo momma so fat her pancreas doesn't work anymore.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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