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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm homosexual And so is my boyfriend Jeremy, with whom I have shared countless evenings of joy and laughter.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

If Michelle rides her bike at 15 mph for 20 minutes and Erik rides his bike at 20 mph for 12 minutes, why is Michelle not in the kitchen?

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? Becuase he was hit by a couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

What do a bike and a duck have in common? They both have handlebars except for the duck.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

What's the difference between a duck? An orange.

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish? Fish are living organisms and guitars are instruments used for people's entertainment

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your one and only! Step away from the door, Francheska. You're violating the restraining order.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

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