- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar... "OUCH", he says for no apparent reason. He then buys a beer.

Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

What is lil Wayne's real name? Dwayne micheal carter jr.

what do u call a newspaper boy on brake? your uncle because hes broke and struggling with income.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Some say Helen Keller can't write a good book. You know what she said? Nothing.

Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

Ring around the rosy. A pocket full of posies. Ashes. Ashes. I just set a dead baby on fire.

A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus isn't real. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid? I'm talking to him!"

Whats the difference between a black man and a bike? I don't enjoy riding bikes.

Why did the boy wear a winter jacket on the hottest day of the year? Because the boy was in antarctica and the hottest day was still below freezing.

Why did the student cry when he got an F on the test? because his dad beats him.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

What do you call a kid with no friends? ....a Sandy Hook survivor

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

An man was tested positive for HIV. He then called his girlfriend and told her she should get tested.

Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

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