- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the clown get the baby to stop crying? He hit it with an axe.

Why did Suzie fall of the swing? Because Suzie was a cucumber.

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

Knock knock. With the invention of doorbells, knocking has become almost obsolete.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Little Timmy enjoyed school He went to Sandy Hooks

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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a chair.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: "What kind of bread would you like? Brown or white?". Penguins answers: "Well, it doesn't really matter since I came here by car!".

What do you call three Asian people eating a cat? A tragic last resort for a starving family.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

What is the difference between an apple and an apple? One has a brown spot.

Why do black people like fried chicken?? Because it was fried

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 6 feet under the ground? Doug What do you call a guy with no arms and legs buried 3 feet under the ground? Douglas

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was locked safely in the chicken coop.

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