How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

Q: What's not funny and has three wheels? A: The Holocaust, I lied about the wheels and about not being funny.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Sarah Palin's political campaign

What do you call a black man with a brain injury? Mentally Disabled

Last Christmas I gave you my heart. I am still waiting for a transplant.....

What does it mean if you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars? You both have five dollars

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because their not.

Why was Reed sad? His mother has a penis

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why did the black man eat KFC? Because he got hungry.

Knock knock Whos there You spelt who's incorrectly You spelt whos incorrectly who ...................

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Q. Why was the Asian boy crying A. Because i stabbed his family

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

what's worse than a dead baby in the bathtub? if the baby was named Grace.

why did the black man jump higher than the white man he was on a trampoline

Your Mamma So Fat The Old Thing That Block's Her From Destroying Kid's Party's Is The Front Door

How do u wake up lady gaga You go into her room and yell at her

Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a Trampoline. A: You take your shoes off to jump on a Trampoline.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

How do you kill a blonde? By irreparably damaging a major organ. The same way you kill anything else.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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