- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

flavin's head

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Q: Whats red and not a penis A: A lot of things

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

So there was once this cool little dude that had a purple nose. People would walk by on the streets and say, "Hey! That's a cool nose!" Purple nose man appreciated that they didn't pretend it wasn't there, and instead celebrated the diversity. The next day, he was scalped.

Why did the Muslim man get on a plane? Because he was going on vacation

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

A man wanted to kill himself.. He did.

Fred: Hey man where were you last night. Steve: Why don't yo ask yo mama.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus? Trying not to laugh.

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

what do you call a gay guy? kevin

I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy had no hair because he had cancer and died 3 weeks later.

What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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