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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, As you can tell...a lot of blood has been spilt today.

Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

Q: What's worse than ten babies tied to ten trees? A: One baby tied to ten trees.

Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

Yo' mom is so fat, She should probably consider a low fat diet in which no more than 30% of the calories are from fat.

Yo mom as so dumb.... That she has a low IQ

Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

What Happens when you kill a dragon? Nothing, there not real.

what do u call a dumbass phone cia cias phone

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a penis and a knife choose which one goes in you.

Why did your girlfriend dump you? because someone brainwashed this guy into believing this nonsense.

Q. What did the barber say to the Italian kid? A. Do you want your hair cut or should I just change the oil.?

You know what's gay? Grabbing another man's penis.

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