A man and a woman are happily married. The die

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What did the doctor tell his patient? Unfortunately you have cancer.

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What happened when the blackman saw the white man. they both said hello

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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Who has a big nose? YOU!!!

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A man in an airport asked me if i wanted my bag to be carry-on. So i said yes.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms, legs, and an eyepatch A: Names

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why did the Mexican eat a octopus because he was hungry would die if he didn't

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How do you make a sandwich? Go into the kitchen and make a sandwich.

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HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

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Why is Joe is ugly? I dont Know

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

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What do you call a man that eats a sandwich? Hungry.

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Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

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Why couldn't the cat drink the milk? Because it had no face.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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Colon Right Parentheses For all of the confused people out there that's :)

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Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

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69 cents for a rainbow donut shaped as a 69....

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What did the chipmunk say to the nut? I'm gonna eat you.

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knock, knock who's there? Dave. ....oh well dave's not here man.

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