- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy fall down the steps? Because he wasn't a very stable person.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

What's green and has wheels? The White House. I lied about everything, I'm so sorry.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

A black man walks into a KFC, he then realizes that he is in the wrong store, and walks out.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

Two men are fighting in a boxing match. One gets punched in the crouch, cries, and goes home to watch "The Simpsons".

What did the Catholic Priest say to Chris Hanson? Nothing. He attempted to flea, and was quickly taken down by law enforcement. He was then detained and processed and charged with Intent to commit statutory rape with a minor under the age of 14. He's still awaiting trial.

Q: John gets attacked with a chainsaw, how many stitches does he get? A: None, Hes dead jim

#Last Christmas I gave you my heart #And as far as I know #The transplant was a complete sucess #And you have recovered from your operation #And are now well again #This year to save me from tears #I'll donate my kidneys

Why did the little boy commit suicide? Because his dad molested him.

A Priest a Rabbi and a duck walk into a bar. The rest of the patrons continue to drink until the situation seems less strange.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead

Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

Whats funnier than a pile of dead babies nothing child abuse is not a funny matter.

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A present.

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