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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer, then suddenly dies of a heart attack.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the 2nd monkey fall out if the tree? He was stapled to the first Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Monkey see, Monkey do.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

Why won't Santa be delivering presents this year? Because he can't be bothered.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did the girl chug her tub of frosting? she had no spoon

A friend? Just a friend that you told to stop pretending to be me? And you had no idea whatsoever that I am Nero as in not one of the six hundred thousand wabbabes?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To rape a duck

Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? A lot.

knock knock who's there bang bang bang bang who where da cash at

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

A man and a woman are having sex. The man finishes and says, "Oh, God, I hope you're on the pill." The girl says she isn't and begins to cry. Lacking a job or a stable life, the man leaves the woman. The woman has an abortion and suffers irreversible damage to her ovaries.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

In the movie Dark Skies, little white boys were haunted by a mysterious force. The answer is obvious, isn't it? They are being haunted by Michael Jackson's ghost.

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

Roses are cars, violets are rude, this poem makes no sense, neither do you

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

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