What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A dog walked into a bar. He was a trained seeing-eye dog leading a man who had been blind since a tragic industrial accident a year before.

What do u call Lindsay Lohan fall from grace? Probably likely tragic and is also a very useful metaphor for The USA's projected path for global and economic superiority.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

Why was the 13 year old drug addict crying? Because somebody shot him in the foot

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill jail brake

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

What did Helen Keller say? Obcojbcidjbcidjbdijcbd

What do you call a baby girl that has grown up? A women

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

Why did the boy want to sleep in the same bed as his parents? His bedroom was on fire.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Adolf Hitler.

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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