- Anti Joke

I was typing a new book today (literature wild west, and I realized I had been writing the same shit over and over again for eight hours and was dead tired when It went so..) Welcome to the wild west, guns! Hayballs! MONSTER TRUCKS! And then I kinda thought to myself... Is it just me or am I trying a bit too hard? So guys? What do you think, am I trying a bit too hard here? Funny story, I am tired and drank lots of coffee, so I am holding back in order to not try so hard... Not trying hard enough to hold back? I am asking you! WHY? BECAUSE YOUR ANSWER DOES NOT MATTER! ARE WE GAME?

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

Your mother sleeps around so much that I worry that she may be taking too much medicine for her insomnia.

Why did Mary fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there. Not Mary!!

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

What do you call two Japanese men digging through rubble? Worried family members of missing relatives due to the recent devastating tragedy in the island nation of Japan.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

What's worse than being forced to drink your own urine and eat a disabled kids poop? James Holmes (Ironic that the text I had to type in to post this was "I'M BATMAN".)

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

If there are four gay men that come into a bar and need to sit down when all you have is one stool; what do you do? Get three more stools.

Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

what's the difference between eric bristow and colin baker? eric bristow is brilliant at darts.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

I've been reading these for the past hour and you guys are just out right terrible! -Sarah

So three Irish guys walk out of a bar

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

knock knock. who's there? interupting doctor. interupting doctor who....you have cancer.