- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and talks? A talking giraffe.

A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane where having a bet on who could swim the furthest without getting wet on their hair. The Swede could have done better... The Dane did surprisingly well. The Norwegian, being bald, was disqualified. Moral: I still have some hair left!

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Why did they name the team mavericks and why Was the maskot a horse? Because 50 years ago they found a blue horse And its name was maverick

How do you call a gay that is playing poker with friends You say "call" and place the right amount of fiches on the table, at that moment you are still in the race to win the pot.

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

Why did it look like the girl peed herself? Because she peed herself

Why do Vampires drink your blood? Because the movie maker needed a story

Q: What's white and sticky? A: Glue.

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

Why did the Football Coach go to the Bank?? To Cash his Paycheck.

Why was young Timmy Crying? Unfortunately he had a very rare but serious heart condition and he would probably die within a week.

Knock knock Who's there? Hi I'm John from the jehovah witness society down the street and I'd love to talk to you about your beliefs! Would you like a pamphlet?

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

HEY YOU! TISSUE!

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

Why did the girl trip in the middle of the street? She tripped over the kid who dropped his ice cream because he got hit by a bus.

did you hear about the mexican that went to college? yes

I wish you were never born. Me too. Then I wouldn't have been raped today.

I'm not racist. Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

do you have snow in your vagina? because i am going to plow you

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