- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

WILLYS

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Are you a tree? A: No.

Knock Knock Whos there Cameron oh

Q - What do you call a bunch of white people on a bench? A - The nba - Cool Bean

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

When you nut and slice her fukcing dumb head off fucking dumb BITCH DIES

An asian woman was driving along the freeway one day when a police officer pulled her over and arrested her, The officer arrested her because she had killed her husband 5 years ago and she thought she had gotten away with it.

i remember when i was a child i wanted a skateboard but my parents would never buy me one so late one night i crept downstairs and got a hammer and some wood and i beat them to death my foster parents baught me 5 skateboards

Mario walks into a bar A yak walks into a bar An orange walks into a bar 30 men barf in a juicy yot

"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Knock knock, who's there? Your mom! Oh I'm comming.

What's the difference between Tom and Jerry? One is a cat, and the other is a mouse.

What's worse than having cancer? Two people having cancer

yo mama is so hairy she has afros on her nipples

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

What's long, hard, and has come in it? A long, hardcovered book.

Roses are gray, Violets are gray, I'm colorblind, I hate my life

Why did the plane leave late? Because they were out of Kellogg's® Breakfast Cereal.

A Jew was walking home one night when two thugs leapt out of the darkness and demanded his money and other possessions at gunpoint. A reflection of how dangerous our streets can be at night.

Knock knock. Who's there? Fire extinguisher. Fire extinguisher who? POMEGRANITES.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

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