- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q:What do you call a sheep with no legs? A: A cloud.

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Ring Ring Hello? Click

A Chinese man, an Italian man and a French man are sitting in a plane. They arrive in Los Angeles with a 23 minute delay due to atmospheric conditions

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.The chicken was very distressed and trying to get away from the angry mob that followed close behind it.The chicken was never seen again. If you see a distressed chicken please contact your local police station.

What do you do if an elephant comes through your window? Pay For a new window

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

How do you get a black man out of a tree? With a ladder.

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

Immigration Laws

Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

This is just like Facebook. If you guys want to like comments, or even comment on them, just get Facebook.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

How many cows does it take to screw in a light bulb? Either one super cow or none because cows don't even have apposable thumbs

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