- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm God.. Dude, we all know you're not God.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow Wanna have sex?

Knock-Knock Whos there? You You who? Yoohoo! is anybody home?!! Well obviously or i wouldn't have talked to you. Idiots these days!

What's so funny about Mexicans? Nothing. They're all humans too.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

A man cooks dinner almost every night even though his wife is the better cook, and the man is in charge of the household. Why? Because the man isnt a sexist douchebag.

why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What's worse than finding a dead baby in a trash can? -Finding a dead baby in 5 trash cans

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

Why did the room go dark? Somebody turned the lights off

A Nazi walks into a bar. No one really knows he's a Nazi and he doesn't talk about it that much in public, so he chats to some people then leaves after a few beers...

Cyrus: Can you dig it?! Phil: I can feel it calling in the air tonite……..oh lord

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? I don't hammer the watermon

Roses are red, violets are blue, i suck a poetry now show me your tits!!!

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

What's worse than dying of boredom? ...Being stabbed.

Why did the vagina smell so bad? Because it had yeast infection.

I read the terms of service.

A man walks into an oven. He suffers severe burns and dies on a hospital bed

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

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