A black guy , a white guy and a jew walk into a resturaunt They are offered the special.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana Your parents must have little regard for your social identity because they named you after a tropical fruit. Either that or you are clinically insane. I am concerned; please leave.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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What did the cookie ask the glass of milk? Will you wash me down

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A blonde, a brunette, and a red head walk into a bar. It is a coincidence that none of them have the same hair colour.

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ROSES ARE RED VILOIT ARE BLUE MY NAME IS MISIMOA AND I SMELL LIKE POO

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Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why is my room black and white? Because your in a black and white movie.

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Color Blind people are so stupid that they can't even see color. I've been seeing color since I was a small child. They are so stupid.

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Q-Whos the best server at Sonic? A-Kevin !

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What happened to your face It got hit by a bus By cheyenne

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? - Muuuuhhhhhhhhh!

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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Four blondes are driving to Disneyland, as they finally got to Florida, they read a sign that said "Disneyland: left" so they turned around and headed home.

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Why did the dog cross the road? Because the pizza man saw how hungry he was and left a pizza for the dog. So when the dog saw the pizza he went to go get the pizza, because he was hungry. In hindsight the moral of the story is: if you ever see a hungry dog on the other side of the road, become a pizza man (if you aren't already) and give him a pizza.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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