- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'mm a candy cane. Shutup, there are a lot of these types of jokes. Create your own you poophead.

Why did it take the rabbit so long to enter the rabbithole? Because he was hit by a truck and lost a lot of blood.

Whats green and gets you really high? A green airplane

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

TOFFEES HEAD LYING IN THE GRASS

What did Billy say to Timmy? Timmy! I'm so sorry. Sniffles I didn't mean to throw the fork that hard. Rest in peace Timmy...

What could be worse than a giant paint bubble? The Holocaust.

Kevin Spacey is Kaiser Solze

Why was six afraid of seven? Because six cheated on seven and slept with nine.

What do you call a man with no arms and half an eye? Larry -Jack Sparrow

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

some kid told me pink dolphin clothiing was nigged, so i took an eraser , gave it to his sister and beat the poop out of hiis car ON A THURSDAY!!!!!!

what do you get when you cross an elephant with a lake? swimming trunks.

How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says why the long face? The horse says my mom died from cancer

why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? Wanted by the police.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Why? Why not?

Two muffins are in the oven. They don't say anything because muffins can't talk. The end.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Reclu. Reclu who? Recluse Spider.

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