- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey, do you wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Where di mary go during the bombing? Everywhere.

I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

A horse walks into a bar. The owner promptly calls a local farmer to let him know that his horse has escaped again.

Roses are nice, Violets are glorious, Try not to scare, Oscar Pistorius.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head are having a discussion on current issues. The brunette says she would like to see improvements in the environment. The red head says she would like to see the economy prosper. The blonde says she has to take a poop.

Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

Knock Knock Who's there? There's a peephole on your door why don't you go ahead and look

Q: What do you call a barn full of black people? A: Antique farm equipment.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

Why was the man burying his child? because in france, fishing is only allowed 3 times a day

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

Q: how do you fit 100 jews in a car A: 3 in the back one in the passenger seat and 96 in the ash tray

Roses are red, violets are blue. You're dog is dead. And so is your family.

What's worse then Justin Bieber? 9-11

How much weight can an ant carry up a mole hill? Ice cream has no bones.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Why did the man die when he hugged the pillow? He was hallucinating at the grand canyon.

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

whats up and also down? your mum

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

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