To men stay at the bar all night drinking non stop. They soon are rushed to the hospital to get their stomachs pumped.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Why was the blonde fired from the factory? Repeated absences and violation of company policy.

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Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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they're dead. idiot.

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Not Ann Frank because she died in the Holocaust along with 6 million other innocent people.

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Wanna hear a joke? Woman's rights.

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

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This guy gets on a plane and leaves he takes a bite of a green Apple and says to sower then he takes a bite out of a red Apple and says to sweet so he takes a bite of a gernade and says to crunchy so the plane lands and he walks past a little boy crying and says little boy why are you crying because a green Apple came down and hit my dog in the head so he's walking along and sees a nether boy crying and says little boy why are you crying cause a red Apple came down and hit me on the head so he's walking along abd sees a little girl laughing little girl he says why are you laughing cause I farted and the building be hind me bluw up lol ????

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Noses are red, Lips are blue, I have hypothermia, So do you.

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A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

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Why is this anti-joke here? Because someone submitted it to this website.

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Statistics show That people with the most birthdays Live the longest

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 17

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting constantly tortured for hours non-stop by getting your eyebrows plucked out one by one and getting your teeth pulled out and getting your arms cut open by a razor and getting your nose twisted off and getting your nipples ripped off by a pair of pliers and getting your toenails scraped off by a knife and getting a needle shoved into your eyes and getting a sword stuffed up your arse and getting your penis split in two like a hotdog and getting your balls smashed up by a sledgehammer so the sperm inside goes everywhere. I think that would be worse than dropping a dollar down the drain.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

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Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

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How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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