Did you hear the one about the dead guy? Apparently he was no longer living.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

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Technically rainbows are white.....and have gold at the end.

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An Englishman, a Welshman, an Irishman and a Scotsman are all stranded on a desert island. After several days spent utilizing the survival skills they had been taught in the Royal Navy, they were eventually evacuated by fellow sailors searching for them. As the only survivors, their stories were vital in preventing such shipwrecks in future.

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Why did labour not win the election in 2010? Because they are clearly shit.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Why was Allen late for work? He was mauled by a bear. Allen is dead.

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Blanket Blanket who? Blanket, son of deceased recording artist Michael Jackson. Ever since his father died there has been so much stress in the family that he could not handle it. He ran away and is now seeking shelter and grief council.

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What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

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Why didn't George Washington get his drivers license? Cars were yet to be invented.

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

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your momma so stupid she dropped out of high school

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How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

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5 Jewish men walk into a bar and are expected to be treated nicely

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whats worse than sitting next to jack grindey nothing

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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Sex education in Texas.

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A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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