- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Who invented apple? God

Why is my penis 2 inch hard? Because I rape little boys with it and there tight little asshole are crushing it

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

A batch of muffins is baking in an oven. One muffin says to another... Oh sorry, scratch that, they can't talk; they're f***ing muffins. (CSC)

Why celebrate your birthday, its just getting closer and closer the death.

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

So, would you like provolone or mozzarella with that? Yes.

Q. What did the woman use for vaginal medication? A. Standard Strength Vagisil.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

If I had a nickel for everyday I lived...... I would get a nickel a day

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

A man said to a performer performin in a concert,"Go break a leg!". The performer did not respond because he is perfoming.

Bill had two options the red truck or the blue sedan. Your mother is a whore.

A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

Why did the young boy cross the road? because his dad beats him due to alcoholism and his mother is a crack whore.

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