- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

A:Knock Knock B:It's open

What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

What do you call Rosa Parks? One bitchy negro. Just kidding she was a visionary for human rights, now you can't dislike this cause you'll be saying that Rosa Parks wasn't a visionary, take that blacks.

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? There was no cross walk.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

whats the same about a red crayon and a blue crayon? there both the same color except for the blue one

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

you're momma's so fat, and i like fat chicks. is she home?

burn baby burn your nanas burning

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A police officer walks into a bar. He uses the ATM and withdraws 20 dollars. After greeting the bartender he leaves the establishment and proceeds to go on duty. The cop was really friendly.

Why couldn't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has parkinsons and therefore couldn't keep his hand steady.

Why did Colnel Sanders cross the road? Colnel Ryan Sanders crossed the road to attack Taliban fighters who were endangering his military presence.

Why did the horse escape from his stable? He didn't. He stayed there all night and his owner took him out the next day as the weather was beautiful.

Ask me what my name is. What's your name. My name is Jeff.

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