One dog says to the other dog "Nice day, isn't it?" The other dog says "You can talk!?"

why are little kids like tree's? ... they both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

what do you call a shitty anti-joke? A shitty anti-joke.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

what happened to the girl next door ? she was brutally murdered.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did jasmine drop her shopping? And no its not because she did'nt have arms infact she did have arms she just did'nt have any hands

why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

Q. Pete and Repeat were sitting on a wall. Repeat fell off. Which one was left? A. Pete. Yep.

What's twelve inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

why was sally the best at hid and go seek they couldn't find her body

a man walks into a bar and buys a drink

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was tense!

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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