- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What happened to George's pet rock? It ran away.

Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has Stevie

Knock Knock. Hello Frank! How'd you know it was me? There is a window next to the door.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? gloves.

How do you stop your baby crawling in circles? Pick it up and smother it.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

Q: Hey, wanna hear a joke? A: Sure! Q: Alright, cool. leaves

Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

What do they call Chinese food in China? Food

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big dick.

Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

Why was the protester on the floor? Because the protest had become a riot, and police brutality is a serious issue.

Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

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