what do you call an albino brown bear a polar bear

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What do you call a homosexual in a wheelchair? A cripple

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends what its name is.

It's okay, I got the yogurt.

"Whats that boy? Timmy fell down the well??" Bout time

What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

knock knock who's there? Police oh shit

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

How do you silence Justin Bieber? Hold his head under water until he stops struggling.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

What's worse than the holocaust? Nothing you insensitive ass!

Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

Q: What's blue and yellow all over? A: A baby at the bottom of the pool with a slashed floatie. Q: What's red and yellow all over? A: A floatie at the top of a pool with a slashed baby.

An American, a Canadian, and a Scottish man died in a horrible car accident. Their story was used as a lesson to keep teenagers from drunk driving.

Christ is a conspiracy

Why do white people drive big trucks? 'Cause they can afford it.

Why did the blond check your phone? AIDS

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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