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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why suck a long face the horse shits on the floor and walks out

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

What did the book say to it's reader? What are you stupid? People who read can't hear!

Why did the chicken invent a memory ereaser machine? So he could erease everyone's memory so they would stop making chicken jokes

What's the difference between a man and a woman? Generally speaking- biology, except in cases of transexuality.

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