What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

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What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

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whats funnier than anti jokes nothing

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why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

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a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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"Knock knock" Come in!

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why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

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Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

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A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

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What did the panda say to the other panda? We are fuzzy Oreos

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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