- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What happen to the guy who stole the TV. He runs away as he fears the person that stoled his/her TV reports him/her to the police.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Your sex life.

why did the kitten drink its milk? because it doesnt have a motor so has no need for petrol.

What did the tree say to the kite? She got hit by a fridge.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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