- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

Q: Why did the son of the dad who went fishing with him die? A: Well, he was either eaten by a shark or drowned while being the bait before that.

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

"I have a job perfromance review today!" Earl told his wife. "Good luck, I will make you a special dinner tonight," Melinda, his wife, responded.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

Why are orphans so bad at baseball? They don't know where home is.

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

What is not a car park? Clash of clans

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

You know what they say about priests with big rosaries? I don't know, it's in Latin.

What do u call a bunch of white dudes siting on a bench ......the NBA

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

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