The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money and she was looking forward to having a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man:"Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor:"You have aids"

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Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

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Why did the swing fall off the girl? I have dyslexia

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Joke below was made by Daniel Textor, he's a d i c k.

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ure mama's so fat

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What does an otter and a pencil sharpener have in common? They both feature in this joke

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What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

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What do you get when you cross Skyrim and Call of Duty? A video game that has similarities to Skyrim and Call of Duty.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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What do you get if you pour water over a firework? A wet firework

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How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

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What did hitler do with the vegetarians? Nothing, because he was one.

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roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

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Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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Why can't Larry drive? Because he doesn't have his license, and his temps expired!

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What do you call an African man with no legs? Murderer

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The first train go fowards at 250 mph, and the second train takes a left, how many pancakes are on my rooftop? - The answer is purple because aliens don't dribk coffee

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Two parrots were sitting next to each other. One parrot said "hey" The other parrot replied "hey" therefore making the first parrot say "hey" which made the other parrot say "hey" again making the... this conversation, comprised of just one word lasted a very long time. aproximately 16749 hours.

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roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

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