What is green and red all over? A christmas tree that is internally bleading.

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roses are red violets are blue i fucked your mom so did you

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How many straight naked men can you fit in a wardrobe? I'm not sure but the situation is highly unlikely!

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once you go black your credit goes wack

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His wife and children had just been struck by a moving vehicle traveling at approximately 45 miles per hour trying to cross the same road. He ran across the road to comfort his dying wife and two children as they took their final breaths. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a middle-aged man who had recently been laid off his job and diagnosed wiuth an incureable disease.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out of the window? Because it was broken.

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

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Found out my dad was gay the other day. Now I have to take him to dance clubs, take him to musicals and find the man who gave birth to me.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Stop fucking around I told you I was coming. I'm sorry. Come in.

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Q: what did one guy say to another guy? A: I don't know!

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Your mother is so fat that I would call her quite fat indeed.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

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How did the black man cross the Atlantic? An airplane. He also could have used a boat. However, airplanes are a preferred form of travel.

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What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

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What do you get from M&M bags? M&Ms.

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How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

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You killed my brother and call me the antichrist? Its lovable: Jesus said on the cross, I shall return. Then he returned three days later to say goodbye to his people. Moral: What the **** are you Åsshats waiting for? The third coming? He died for their sins, not for yours... WELCOME TO HELL!

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why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

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Two men are walking down the street. They both don't make eye contact and continue walking.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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