A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

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What does AIDS smell like? AIDS has no smell. AIDS is a diease contracted though sexual contact with another being with the diease. It greatly increases the risk of infections and malignancy. Although AIDS has no smell, in the final stages large sores develope on the surface of the skin. This means you are going to die. Thus, HIV/AIDS has no smell.

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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Why was lady crying? Because her ten yer old son died of cancer..

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what do you get if you put a baby in a microwave? an erection

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800 people died last year. end of story

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Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

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What's worse than getting raped by a bear? Getting raped by two bears.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

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Why couldn't the kitten drink from its water bowl? Its face was stapled to the floor.

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A black man and a mexican man jump off the empire state building.Who wins? Nobody,suicide is a serious thing and it is depressing to think that the minorities In America would do such a thing to themselves.

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Why does mexico not have an Olympic team? They do

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Why did Paul let Johnny choke to death? Because Paul had no arms.

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You know why the economy is so bad? Years of giving into corporations instead of local business. This moves the profits to the owner of the company instead of mom and pop who will be giving it back to the local community.

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Your mother is so fat that she has to undergo amputation of her foot because of type 2 diabetes.

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What did the Mexican say to the Pirate? Hi, Steve!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She has no arms.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? A school bus

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Beating cancer. Guess Steve Jobs they didn't make an app for that.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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THIS ONE IS MIIINE THIS ONE IS MIIINE I AM TOTALLY TIFA I AM TOTALLY TIFA! This one apparently.

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What did the mother do when she find out her daughter left for the party? Nothing. She realized her daughter was old enough to make mature descions.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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