A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English.It is confused by it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

What did Helen Keller say to her friend? Nothing. If you didn't know, she was deaf and blind so she had to use Sign Language.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

Writing is hard Poems are strong I am muslim And this is a bomb.

why did sally fall of the swing? because she had no arms... knock knock? (whos there) not sally

What did a Blond do in the Desert? She got lost after Falling of a flying carpet

Q: what do you call a camel with a garbage bag on its head? A: A ziploc baggie

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

how did the fat man survive the plane crash? he didn't, he died like everyone else.

What's the difference between jokes and anti-jokes? Anti-jokes aren't funny.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? Neither has he.

What's a vampire's favorite dessert? Vampire's don't exist What's Helen Keller's favorite dessert? Helen Keller doesn't exist

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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