- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

What's the best thing for a hangover? Heavy drinking the night before.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumpty had a great fall, He cracked his skull and died on impact. He will be missed.

Why does the Taliban forbid people from having sex standing up? It might lead to dancing. And then, of course, death.

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

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