What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

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What do you call postman pat without a job? Pat.

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Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

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What do you call Chuck Norris being killed? This is impossible so we are not give it a name.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did the man commit suicide? He was depressed.

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What happens when you finish a bottle of Sprite? You finish it

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Your mother is so fat, she appeals to my secret fetish.

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What did the girl say to the boy? Hi.

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What did the us reporter say? nothing as his head was in a isis members bin

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Did you hear about the human cannonball who lost his job? Circus attendance is on the decline, as people are spending less money on entertainment, due to a slow economy and poor consumer confidence. Because the circus owners paid him under the table, he did not qualify for unemployment and was force to take a job at Hardies. He has a drinking problem and suffers from depression.

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Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

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Whats red and smells like black paint Red paint

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Q: Whats the deifference between me and you A: The fact that im the beautiful one -RDV

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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What's up? Your time.

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A dog was driving his car down the road right? Wrong dogs can't drive cars

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steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

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What did Buzz say to Woody? A lot. There were 3 movies.

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