Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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Why is motorboating so much fun? Because they are unmatched for their speed and agility in the water.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies, "I just found out my wife has cervical cancer."

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What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

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If a tree fell in the forest, and no one was around to hear it, would you like a cupcake?

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What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

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your mommas so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew well im glad your mom is intrested in trying new things

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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Knock Knock. Go Away!

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what did the slave say to the slave owner i like your car

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Persond A: A guy blows himself and his family up with a hand grenade Person B: HEY!!! Thats not funny thats how my family died

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What happens if a Muslim leaves their bag on a bus? They quickly return onto the bus and get it.

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Why is this joke an anti joke? Because it's not trying to be funny.

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What's red and smells like cherries. Cherries

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Why did the man with no arms or legs fall out of the tree? Because he got shot.

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Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

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Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Q: How many nuns does it take to eat a dead racoon? A: 2

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

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What's brown and smells of chocolate? Chocolate or something dipped in chocolate but that might also smell of something else - like bananas.

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Why did the man visit 4chan? He heard about it from a coworker and was curious about what it was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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