- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you're happy and you know it get a life

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Praise Paisley

Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What is the last thing to go through a flies head before it hits a windshield. Nothing because flies aren't capable if rational thought.

1 black guy jumped off a cliff at the same time as a white guy, who fell first? The one who weighed the most.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

what is funnier than 24.....?????? 69. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. IT IS FUNNY BECAUSE IT LOOKS LIKE ME AND YOUR MAMA

whats worse than the holocost, nothing

How do you get a clown off a swing? Get a giant scorpion to rape him.

What do Sandusky and micheal Jackson have in common? They are both white.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

Why did the book fly to Cambodia? It was on a plane that was delivering educational material to third world countries to enhance their schools and increase their literacy.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

When life gives you lemons squeeze them at people then run away.

Why do aliens listen to relaxing music while they have sex? They like to cum in peace. \m/

What kind of coffee did they drink on the Titanic? They didn't. They all died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We can never be truly sure of the chicken's real purpose, but given the circumstances of the surroundings, the story has it that the purpose of the chicken was to physically move to the other side of said road.

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

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