Neo Nero, why did you not tell me that Nero7 is dead? When was the funeral held? Where is he buried? At point Zero? Please I need to know, he was basically my father, or rather all that my father never was, at least I dont have to wonder if he will ever come back... I understand your anger, even if I am not even close to following your extreme ideals, please tell me the code, the proof that you are not one of the Spetznas or the Nazi`s. "Eliza"

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Two monkeys are sittin in a bathtub. The first monkey says to The second, "HEY! pass the soap." The second says to the The first monkey, "DUDE. thats not soap, its a typewriter!!!!"

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ok last night i found a pic of romney saying "if i win the election 8 million people will have no job" then Obama says hey romney now that i won the election it would be 8 million and one stupid.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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A man walks into a bar. He drinks heavily and dies of alcohol poisoning.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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Roses are red, Violets are Blue Last night was amazing, I have Aids

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

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