Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

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what do you call two mexicans playing basketball? juan on juan

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what this: b a dead one of these: p

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The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

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How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

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What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

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Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

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Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

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Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

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The diamond one below is hilarious.

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Slowly being tortured to death.

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How do you drown a blonde. I recommend that you do not drown a blonde because it is a felony. You could face 30-35 years in prison.

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What do you get when you offer a blond a penny for his thoughts? Change.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

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Why did the man get a penis Becuse he was gay Add on He died

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Kevin and Ramin

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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