What Did Charles Manson Do For a Klondike Bar? He Bought One

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: Why did the black man shit himself? A: He experienced post-mortem bowel release after he was murdered due to his racial identification.

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

roses are red violets are blue me n' friends guna rape you trolololoLOLOLOlololOLLOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOLO01010101010111 666

what did the pornography filmer say to the asain man as he was having sex? im taking a highly pixelated recording of you and your partner engaging in sexual intercourse

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are dead

Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? Your mom Oh hi mom

Why was the man sad He wasnt i lied

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Balls

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

A strange man knocks at the door He's your son

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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