- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the cat? bark what did the cat say to the dog? nothing it ran away

Who is fat, stupid and pretty dam ugly? (hint: look in mirror)

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Roses are black. Violets are black. Everything is black. I'm Helen Keller.

Q; What feels like plastic and tastes fake? A: School Food

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

your mother is so obese, that she really should look into eating a well balanced diet and taking part in an excercise plan that suits her

How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

flavin's head

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

why do you park in the driveway and drive on the park way

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man. A pizza can feed a family of five.

Did you fall from heaven? Cause your face is pretty messed up!

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What did one ginger say to the other We have red hair

What do fruits and computers have in common. Microsoft.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because 7 is slenderman and he is chasing 6

Why did the chicken cross the road? Turns out he was needed immediately at a business meeting.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

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