- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the white kid go to school? Because it was Martin Luther King day.

Whats better than throwing a baby off a building? Catching it with a pitchfork.

Why does Obama not want to get buried? because he's still alive

What is black and burns really well? charcoal.

What is a ghost's favorite appetizer? Ghosts aren't real.

whats the best kind of chocolate bar? a larsbar

Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

What did the blonde say when she fell out of a tree? Nothing, she shattered her trachea upon landing.

What did the boy eat for breakfast? Food

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

A man walks into a bar. There is no one there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

What do you call it when a blonde jumps off the Empire State Building without a parachute? Suicide.

whats black and white and red all over? this joke.

yo mamma so black, she was left out in subzero temperatures for an extended time period and suffered major frostbite all over her body, causing it to become grotesquely black.

Q) What did the farmer say who'd lost his tractor? A) Where's my tractor?

Why was the white man's girlfriend a whore? Because she engaged in sexual relations with a multitude of other men.

What blew the baby's mind? Daddy's knuckles.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he won't come anyways.

A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

What's long and blackand goes all night? night time

whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

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