- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the man running? He needed to get somewhere fast.

Why did the blonde go to the post office? Because she received a phone call from them indicating that there was a package for her.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Q: what happens if a black guy says hi person? A: he says hi person

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

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Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What's worse than losing the remote? A steamroller going backwards on the highway.

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

A man used a ruler to measure his foot, it was size 11

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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