What's Blue And Fat? A Brick. I like to lie a lot.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

What did the homosexual get for Christmas off his boyfriend? A lovely present off his loving partner.

Why did the black guy buy a jug of grape soda Because he was thirsty

Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

The duck walked up to the lemonade stand and he said to the man who was running the stand, hey I cancer CC

What more orange that a lime? Most things.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

One day a duck was swimming on the lake and sees an alligator. The alligator says "You will be my next victim." The duck says "Quack."

What's better than winning the Special Olympics? ...Not being retarted.

What did the helicopter say? Aluminum-minum-minum-minum-minum-mum-mum-mum-mum-um-um-um-um

what this: b a dead one of these: p

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Knock Knock Who's there? Police officer Police officer who? Police officer your whole family died in a car wreck last night.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

why did the boy get hit by a bus? because he was black

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

a blind person walks into a deaf person and the deaf person says "dadadader"

Your sex life.

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