There once was a man from Nantucket, He sailed a boat.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What is 33 + 1? Penis

Why couldn't Roger become an astronaut? Because Roger's a toaster.

why did little suzy fall off the swing? she was stabbed by a drugaddict

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

Whats eight feet tall, purple, smooth, delicious, uses proper grammar, and likes dolphins. I don't know.

Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

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A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

Why was the man's foot hurting? Because he was being fed into a wood chipper

What did the boy say to the girl? I like you hi.

anti jokes are really funny

Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it

What's the coolest place to be in the solar system? Uranus.

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

The 80's called. They need their couch back.

What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

what has a hard shaft and an even harder head? A hammer

What did the black guy say after coming home from school? "I just got home from school."

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

Roses are reds violets are blue when your parents says your beautiful they're lying to you

I typed in in a Anti-joke and realized it was kind of hard.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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