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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Quetzalcoatl. Quetzalcoatl who? Quetzalcóatl, Mayan name Kukulcán, (from Nahuatl quetzalli, “tail feather of the quetzal bird [Pharomachrus mocinno],” and coatl, “snake”), the Feathered Serpent, one of the major deities of the ancient Mexican pantheon. Oh... hi.

Q. What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? A. Matt

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

What do a purple cow and a red fire engine have in common? Both like eating pizza on Fridays, except for the red fire engine.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a glass of water. A few seconds later he drinks the water.

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms. Why did no one help him up? Because nobody liked him.

Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

Womens rights

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

Where was Suzy during the explosion? Everywhere! Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

A black, white, Asian, and Mexican are walking down the street. This is showing a good diverse community.

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