- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

What did the deaf blonde say to the brunette? Nothing.

Yo momma is so ugly that she should probably consider suicide

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because the branch broke.

A- 2 jews walk in a bar..what happed? B- they died 35 years later from skin cancer

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

Forget about them, do not compare yourself to those beneath you, you always wanted to help as many as possible, in a world where everyone fights for themselves only.

what are you your not a human? are you an other?

a duck walked up to a lemon aid stand and he said to the man running the stand... quack

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

Knock knock. Who's there? Jack. Honey, Jacks here, will you get the door?

Knock Knock. (No answer) Knocker: " I guess the resident of this home isn't home at this hour."

Q: What did the donkey say to the man? A: "Hello there, sir." it was later discovered the man was tripping on the hallucinogen LSD. Later on the man plummeted to his death after being convinced that he was a pterodactyl, and jumping off of a cliff.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away? What about the vampires?

Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says "It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave"

Q:What did the frog say to the mailman? A:Nothing theres no mail on Sunday's.

A man walks into a bar. He then walks out of the bar a while after. He then goes home and goes to bed. And then he goes to sleep. And then in an odd time travel paradox,a T-Rex arrives from the past and kills him and his entire family.

Knock knock Who's there? To To be continued.

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