- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are blue .no one cares about you, your a jew.

whats long, orange, and comes out of brown stuff? -a carrot.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What do you do to vegetables to make them taste good? Nothing. They are still people, and they can't speak up for themselves.

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

What do black people and white people have in common? They are both mentioned in this box

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

A drunk guy walks into a car

One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

Why does sammy have a cut on her arm? becuase her mom went to go stab her dad and missed

What would you do for a kwuandike bar? Anything clean and sanitary that wouldn't provide harm to me or others near me

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

Once upon a time, your dog got hit by a car this morning

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

yo mamma so fat when she seen a stop sigh she ate it

A man asks his doctor if you can die from drinking to much water. The doctor replies 'Yes you can'

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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