- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why was the little boy late for school? A: His face was stapled to a wall.

Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer.

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

If a chicken and a half layed an egg and a half in a day and a half how many pancakes does it take to shingle a roof? -A banana has no bones

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

A muslim walks out of a plane.

A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

what did the african say after he got beat by the cops? wow i really shouldn't have sliced that mans head off.

I was having sex with thisgirl and now I'm going to be a dad. All because I didn't wear a condom

Why couldn't little Jeffy find his way to gumdrop palace? Because he was shot

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

Good friends are like snowflakes. They disappear when you pee on them.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

So a man walks into a bar and gets drunk.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why was the little girl crying. Her dad wiped his bloody penis with her teddybear.

What's worse than being single on Valentine's Day? Finding out your son has AIDS.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

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