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When is a door not a door? Never, a door is an inanimate object and is thus incapable of transforming.

A black man walks down a high street and sees a white woman approaching. He bids her good day and they carry on their respective journeys. He then turns around and follows the white woman and rapes her in a dark alleyway, because as we all know, all black men are rapists.

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Why did the blonde get fired from the m&m factory? She made skittles.

Nicki Minaj walks into a bar... there's no punchline because ruining music isn't funny.

Where is one place everyone eventually goes to rest? A cemetery.

What is the difference between my dog and my girlfriend? I love my dog

a man touches girls butt ...... she sharts her pants

I hope your not allergic to bees Because your about to be attacked by a live tiger.

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Did you know that onions is the only food that makes you cry? Oh? Really? Positive. what if I threw a coconut at you're face. ...

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? It thought they were playing follow the leader. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? It had no arms. Why did the little girl fall off her tricycle? She was hit by three monkeys and a refrigerator.

Why didn't the Hispanic die in the bus explosion? Because he was at home playing with his children when it happened.

What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

Why is my penis so small? No, seriously, can anyone tell me?

Why can't the T-rex clap? Because it's extinct

Why did the the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't be late for his annual check up at the clinic across the street.

But that just reinforces the negative stereotype that women don't have penises.

What did God say when he made the first black person? I have just added a significant element of diversity to the human species. Intolerance between ethnicities will surely prove to be an obstacle in societal progression, creating hardships for many. I know this because I am God.

What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A sandy hook survivor

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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