- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

Knock knock come in.

A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

Violets are blue Roses are red I stabbed you 37 times in the chest Now you're dead

A white man went to the basketball court to play basketball and was confronted by a group of black men. They kindly invited the white man to play basketball with them and they had a nice day

What's better than winning a million dollars? Winning 2 million dollars!

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

Why did the man cry... He got hit with a fridge

knock knock who's there? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

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How do u know what a ass is. You no once you meet adam mac.

Why did the turtle take so long on his run? Because he never went on a run he walked.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

A man walks into a bar not a duck though

Why is cancer a big thing? -It has grown after the diagnoses

Q: Whats the difference between me and a ghost? A: Ghosts arnt dolphins!

What happens when you cut a body in half? An erection.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Have you seen that ad about starving children in Africa? It was pretty gay

A man on an airplane is extremely frustrated by a small, screaming child. He puts on his headphones and listens to music.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

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