What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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Yo mama so dumb she got hit by a bus and didn't know! The funeral was touching and sad. Everyone cried. 2 weeks later..........Johnson ended his own life.......

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

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www.hurr-durr.com

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Detroit has a low crime rate

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the NAACP

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A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

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your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

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what is orange? an orange

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sucks Syntax...

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

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Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Yanter, Look it up

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Why did Hitler shoot himself He saw his his gas bill

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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