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what do you call afish and a cat? a catfish

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Why black people are so good at football? Because they have white feet.

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Well, first of all, what I have overcome both mentally (trauma) and physically (lots of shit) is in the past, lets leave it there. Second yeah, I can basically shift my sense of left and right at will, meaning I can choose which arm to write with, and write things mirrored without even thinking about it, I can fool my senses basically, one second I struggle playing the piano because I have just trained with one, then I make my brain believe I have been practicing with both, its simple, but complicated to explain, while my ears are perfectly normal, I got two sets of balance nerves, it just gets more complicated from there.

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Q. What did the 300 pound Asian get for Valentine's day A. A jetpack. Except for the fact that the previous sentence was an obvious lie making this whole joke irrelevant.

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This is hypothetical remember, just examples with no roots in real life events. The problem with your former employee, was that he would easily have played the victim, certain organizations would have paid him a fortune for the intel he had collected, and surely also agreed to let him walk away, and get you and your small (relatively) crack team death penalty on the spot, just like the underground, you would have been branded terrorists simply because certain people would have earned billions by doing so. The wizard would most likely have gone free, as long as he shared every tiny bit of info, then the cops, the feds, would have blamed it all on you for being his supervisor, you would not have survived the ordeal, trust me.

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EVERYONE TEXT 513-550-3742 AND ASK HIM WHY HE HAS GOOP IN HIS PANTS. his names eric

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A hat.

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

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What gets you a succesful life and career? Swag

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What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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While getting Sherrie's Crabcakes I was arrested by Missy Hepp highway patrol.

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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What's green and black? Grass with wheels.

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your momma is so fat that when she steps on the scale it shows that she is overwhieght

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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Run, Run, As fast as you can, You can't catch me, I'm in a car.

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what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

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Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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A man jumps of the roof of his building. The superindentant now owns the building and the man who jumped off the building has 59 fractures. Oh and he died.

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Why'd the dead man cross the road? He didn't, he was dead, therefore incapable of doing anything at all.

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children are much like potatoes. when you eat them, they die.

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