- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the differnce of victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and others were raped then killed. Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

A man walks into the doctor's office and says "I'm not feeling to good doc." and the doctor says "Thats because you have a fatal brain tumor and probably don't have too long to live."

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

What did the cripple wish for when he saw the shooting star? A toothbrush.

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A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

A guy walks into a bar. He must have been blind or something.

What do you do when a burglar breaks into your house and tries to kill and rape you and you family? Nothing, he as an AK-47 and shoots you all dead and then has sex with your corpses.

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

How do you get a baby in a bowl? You put it in.

What did Jeff do to the bench? He sat on it

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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what do you do when mrs curaba gets heated through a fridge at her so she can cool down

A horse walks into a bar, but is kicked out because animals are not allowed in that bar.

A woman with big boobs walks into a bar and gets raped

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

Q) How many times did the woman jump off the cliff? A) Once she died.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

what happened to your carpool? they died.

why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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