Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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Hey babe, do you like water, because I have water.

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WHATS THE BEST AVENUE TIN SHACK AVENUE

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Ring Ring! Hello? Hello, is your refrigerator running? Yes it is Good.

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You can lead a horse to water, but you can't suck its dick.

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Why haven't any women go to the moon? Cause it still doesn't need cleaning.

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What happens when you agree to disagree? You extend the duration of the argument.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

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What's worse than getting a papercut? Literally anything.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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when your out of toilet paper what do you do? get more

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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A black man walks into a bar and orders a shot. He then precedes to drink it.

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What direction do 5 gay guys walk? I am unable to answer that because they are all aspiring to work in different occupational fields.

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How do you starve a black man? You deny his foodstamps ~Katie&Lena&Shelbey(:

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Why did the war end? Because one country surrendered. They were getting beat pretty bad, it seemed like the only viable option.

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What did the man say to the woman giving him a blowjob? That feels good.

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Why did the kid poo his pants? Because he was Matt Daly

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What did the alphabetical soup spell for little Bobby? U gOt SUzie prEgnant ....... aGaiN

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What did the tide say to the sea?ANSWER-- Long time no sea. LOL Issaiah from OHIO yolo

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Jake. Walsh.

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Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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