your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Two bars walk into a guy, and the bartender says, "You're telling the joke wrong, stupid!"

What did the blind, deaf and dumb lady name her kid? Sebastion.

Why did the friendly not play outside? Because they were dead. Just like your dreams.

Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

What do you call a gay man? Phil Krahn

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

roses are red. violetss are black. a knife would go good in your back

hi, my name is zack, i have a boner from the girl to my right(;

I once shot an elephant in my pajamas. I suffer from a debilitating sleep disorder.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

how do you make lady gaga cry you poke here face then rape here.

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane? A pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What's brown and red? I lied about the red, it's dirt.

The funniest thing happened the other day, it was like one went like this, and the other went like that, and then everyone laughed... ...Oh, its one of those where you would have had to be there to see how funny it was.

A program that creates "pointless inventions" and posts them at the wrong sections.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

What's Donald Trump's favorite color? Green.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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