Whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? I can cook a pizza.

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A guy takes out his club and hits a baby seal with a fine for $50 for littering and threatens to smash the seal's favorite ceramic figurine with the club if he doesn't pay the fine. The man is a park ranger and takes littering very seriously.

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What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

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What's pink fluff? Pink fluff. What's blue fluff? Pink fluff holding it's breath. What's red fluff? Angry pink fluff. Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a tr-- No. What's green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels. What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple, 'cause the other half's in your mouth. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Angry pink fluff. What's worse than angry pink fluff? The holocaust. That's not funny. Stop laughing.

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How do you get a black man out of his house? you ring the doorbell.

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You wanna see something really scary?

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A frog walks into a bar and the bartender thinks he is very well evolved because frogs don't walk they hop

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What's the last thing to go through a flys head when it hits your windshield? Its ass.

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roses are red violets are blue i bribed a hobo to eat my poopoo

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Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

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where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a white man? The black man eats chicken.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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Yo mama so fat, that she's even bigger than the universe!

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender say, "Sorry, we don't serve your kind here." The man continues to order a drink when he realises the comment was directed at the elephant standind behind him.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

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Okay lord and master, now get lost, I am trough with you, I have other things to get done, XD My nose is so itchy XD

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What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Did you see the game yesterday?

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A blonde is walking down the road, and she sees a sign saying STOP. She carries on walking. As a pedestrian, the sign does not apply to her.

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whats red and green and has 8 wheels. a stick

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What do you call a smart phone that doesn't want to work? The first conscious phone ever

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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