- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

Knock Knock. Whose there? Bond. Bond who? James Bond. na-na NA NA na-na na

Whats brown and sticky? Poop on a warm summers night.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have amnesia HOW THE HELL DID I GET HERE?!?

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff.

Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

What's worst then a parking ticket? The plague

Why did the boy do his homework? For fun.

The biggest lie ever. "I do" -Kim Kardashian

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

How did the black guy survive from drowning? Years of Swimming lessons at his local YMCA

How do you keep black people from your Kool-aid? How? You put it in a safe-deposit box.

Life is like a box of chocolates. The worst ones remind you of how horrible your life is.

Hi I'm Ben What's your name? I forgot. Hi "I forgot" what's your name? Ben

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

How do you have gay sex? I don't know ask Jordan Braun

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

what this: b a dead one of these: p

What has nine arms and sucks? Four children with two arms snacking on a lollipop, and one child with one arm snacking on a lollipop.

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

A small child walks past a man on the street: Fortunately, as the man hates children he is perfect height to let a massive fart rip in his face on the way past. His mum looks disgusted. They carry on with their day.

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