- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why were the children sad? A. They'd just been abducted by a dodgy old man in a van.

What did the fat man eat for breakfast? Nothing, he died of heart failure in the night.

your momas so stupid she s going back to school to become a responsible adult

knock knock who's there me me who It's me your son who was in prison for 6 years for false charges of attempted homicide

why did the dog cross the street? because it saw a squirrel

What's the difference between 2 pieces of meat? Nothing

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

What has wheels and is green all over? Grass... I was just kidding about the wheels.

What happens if you don't stop, drop, and roll? Astigmatism.

What did the bank teller say to Santa Claus? May I help you?

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bicycle.

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Did you hear about the comedian cereal killer?...He raped his victims before strangling them to death.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Q: What's worse than finding out you have genital herpes? A: Finding out your grandmother gave them to you

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Two elves walk into a bar. The hobbit laughs and walks under it.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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