Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

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toby limbers is gonna follow in his uncles footsteps, the gay ones

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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up on its own? The kickstand was broken and the child whom of which owned the bicycle no longer had the need for training wheels.

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how do you have sex? i dont know im under age!

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Why did Johnny play piano with one hand? Because he lost his other one in a mining accident when he was 10. Johnny lives in rural Perú so he had to support his 6 younger brothers and sisters by working in a child factory.

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A duct walks into a bar. The writer meant to write duck and then proceed to make a clever joke but instead a typo was made and a very unlikely occurence was writtern about considering air passages are not capable of walking and would most likely already be in the ceiling of the bar as too bring fresh air into the bar is important.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Knock Knock. Who's there? grape. Grape who? Purple grape.

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What's green and looks like a forest? A forest.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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Why did the puppy get shot? It lived in Detroit.

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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A gay man kisses a gay man and therefore is considered gay.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Q: What is scarier than the boogie man? A: Herpes

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

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Why do so many people troll on the internet? Because Hitler was awesome!

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Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

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Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

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What do you call a black man driving a fire truck? A firefighter you racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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