- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many juice does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

How do you get a bunch of baby guts out of a bathtub? A lot of tostitos.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Ducks smell too dog like animal farms riverside Chinese tofu hat hairy and eat beanie.

i used to take arrows to the knee,til i took one to the balls.

A man was driving down the road and was swerving, a cop stops him and asks him to walk in a straight line, believing him to be drunk. The man replies "I can't, I've been blind since I was a child."

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A man walks into a bar…. he then looks around checking to make sure no one saw this abashing action. He sees no one did then plashing a big smile on hst face he begins to strut forward only to trip over an empty can of spray cheese. it is important to note that this spray cheese was low fat

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

What color is an orange chicken? Fried rice

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

Your father must be an alien because he's driving a UFO

mikey is cute

How do you fit an elephant inside your car? I don't understand why this task would even need to be performed. I have never arrived anywhere in my car and thought "Sure could use an elephant right about now..."

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

What is big, red, and eats rocks? A big red rock eater,

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

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