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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

A man walks off the top of a very tall building. Why did he fall off? Because he was blind

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Q: what's your dog's name ? A: Dog.

Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

A man walked into a bar. He stayed for a bit and had a good time.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

What did the fruit say when it was about to be sliced in half? Nothing, fruits cannot talk, duh.

What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

Your mama's so fat, that she died of diabetes

How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes? A: I'm sorry. I was raised in an abusive home and I never learned how to properly express my emotions. I'm going to seek professional counseling but in the meantime we should end our relationship for your safety.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

I once met a giraffe, It needed a bath, When I turned on the water, It started to swim, Because it was actually a fish.

a chicken walks into a bar and gets drunk. the locals then proceed to tell the police because the chicken was harrassing people after he got drunk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

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