- Anti Joke

What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What did the boy in the striped pajamas get for Christmas? A shower.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it's delicous.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

Why did the dinosaurs die out? This is a long and debated subject, and as no one was alive back then and no solid evidence has been found to support any theories we can only wait.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

Why don't you make like a tree, and get out of here.

A horse enters a bar. The bartender looks at the horse and says "Why the harness?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

What do black people and asians have in common? arms

How do you make the general public confused? ...

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

Why did the boy ask his dad for a phone? Because he had his head stuck up a sheeps bum

A black man walks into a convienent store, pays for his stuff and leaves

What's brown and smells like shit? An oddly shaped birthmark on a dirty homeless man