where does al queda go on a business trip the twin towers

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Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

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If I could slow down time I would have become a super criminal or something, no, my movements become slower also, ever heard of a game Max Payne? The character can slow down his perception of time and still aim his gun normally while he himself moving at the same speed as the rest. I well... when time seems to go slower, my thoughts do not, so yeaaah, Except my fast reactions also make me wear myself out faster to the point where I got injured a lot as a kid, like smacking my wrist against arcade games and stuff, broke my wrist, as a teen, still hurts when it rains, yeah weird but true.

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what do you call an evening with richard? a waste of time

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead got into a street fight. who won? The redhead because she had a gun.

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What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

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Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

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Ask me if I'm a human. Are you a human? Yes.

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A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

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A young boy trips and severly cuts his knee while running down his neighborhood street. He is promptly brought to the hospital to avoid receiving any serious infection.

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Christopher Reeve walks into a bar.

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i have yougurt mit traktor

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 0

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So A duck wants to be a musician. Day1: He cuts of his beak attempting to sing. Day2: Dead

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whats my name? Matt

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How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

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What did you get for your birthday? I got older

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Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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Why didn't Jenny's mom give her any Christmas presents? She was a selfish, mean, woman and didn't care about her children.

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Hello. my name is Rhys. and i'm the only person who liked this post.

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