- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

Why is adam jackson so black when his parents are white? their was alot of black dick up their during the pregnency. (once you go black, you NEVER go back!)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being raped by a Triceratops.

When someone calls me ugly, I run up and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? To get to the other side!

Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

On the dora show when they asked where the Monster was why did the arrow point left instead of right?? Because it was scared

What did the Jew get for Christmas ....... An ashtray

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

What do you call a white sheep with no legs? A cloud What do you call a black sheep with no legs? A shit.

why did the man have an axe in his car he kills children with it

How to stop a baby from crying? Hit it with a brick

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What do you call a banana in a blender? A banana in a blender. Duh

What do you call a really bad band? One with a poor guitar player, a bad bass player, sloppy drums, obnoxious vocals, and all of the songs sound the same. Or Nickelback.

Nothing. He made it home safely.

What do you get when you cross a Zebra with a Sheep? Hounded by a religious group for playing God.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were 5 brothers chasing it with a bat.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guitar who? Violin.

What is the cost of an abortion? 1 life

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