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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

I have a very serious problem with my narcolepsy. I occasionalolahdf;honainbirgnipqgierngiaqbhgpqruiph

A man with a mustache enters your parents home to tell them you were kidnapped and taken to the pier 1 hour away. They leave and he goes upstairs to rape you for 1 hour. Never trust people with mustaches.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What did the man with cancer say when he got hit in the face with a crowbar? "Ow."

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

What did the man do after he got in his car with out his keys? He started it up and drove Away

Q: Why did the duck eat some grass? A: because we are so careless that we caused global causing the entire pond to shrink to a size where it cannot raise a family and the fish could not prosper so the duck could not eat what it had forcing it do consume an inedible substence causing it to die because is not a natural part of a ducks diet

What's sad about a girl getting hit in the face with a shovel? The shovel got dented..

Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

what do you call your mom? mom

Why did the girl fall off the swing? You've already seen this joke at least SIXTY TIMES on this website, so you already know.

What's funnier than 24? My life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Why didn't jimmy get to eat his ice cream? Because he got hit by a bus

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What do you call a secret agent that lives in a bottle of washing up liquid? Bubble-0-7

Why did the black man eat the fried chicken? He was hungry